Friday, November 16, 2007

BioShock - Xbox 360

BioShock offers simple moral choices and a character and weapon enhancement system that bears comparison to Deus Ex. It adds a survival-horror theme and buckets of style - the use of (fore)shadow and sound is wonderful. The score is also fantastic and available to download.

Fortunately, BioShock doesn't (always) take itself too seriously. It boasts some truly cheap (but great) scarey moments. Prepare to be shocked, scream, shoot/swing/zap wildly, scream again then laugh (perhaps a little nervously) while you wipe the sweat from your brow and prepare for the next "surprise".

Creepiness comes in waves. Just when you think you're numb to the violent despair of Rapture, yet another superbly disturbed character is introduced and tips you over the edge again. (Sander Cohen's ode to rabbits anyone?!!). Juxtaposition is used to great effect. Classical music and crazed killers? Got it. Horrifying brutality followed by heartfelt sentimentality? Done and done.

I stuck to my guns and only played this game alone, in the dark, wearing headphones - I recommend the experience. ;-) Would you kindly go and get a copy?

PS In spite of early promise, the critics' consensus is that the Xbox 360 version port of Two Worlds sucks. Also, Assassin's Creed's review scores are suspiciously varied but after reading Gabe's reasoning, I caved and bought a copy. More at a later date...

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Beowulf - movie

After catching glimpses of the standard definition TV commercials, I didn't realize Beowulf was a CG movie. It was a lot more obvious in IMAX 3D...The characters look like Anthony Hopkins, John Malkovich and co. but they are not. Beowulf breaks new ground in the Uncanny Valley and boasts some truly awful horseback sequences. Ever dreamed of seeing norsemen riding Shrek's Donkey? - your fantasy has been realized.

Beowulf attempts to capitalize on the western, homo-erotic, macho violence market - it is successful to a point but 300 does a better job (at least in this author's opinion)...The film storyline runs fairly true to the source material which is to say it still falls down badly near the end. :P Having said that, the movie twist on traditional events and motives actually works quite well.

The martial score for the opening credits gets the blood flowing, ready to be spilled, and the theme is repeated at intervals. Unfortunately the credits close with a drippy, sappy, soppy, saccharine vocal track (Robin Wright Penn's minimalist version is not bad), searing an unpleasant aftertaste into an already confused palate.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

San Francisco Triathlon - Nov 10th 2007

The San Francisco Triathlon (at Treasure Island) has not had an easy ride. Several years ago, the original bike course was shortened to avoid Yerba Buena Island due to construction on the Bay Bridge - the number of bike laps increased from four to six. The bike course also suffers from the general lack of maintenance of Treasure Island facilities. This year, it was changed to avoid a (frequently) flooded section of road and a burned-out building. Also in 2007, the run course was modified to avoid "hazardous waste" at the north end of the loop - required run laps increased from two to three. Then on Wednesday November 7th, disaster struck the Bay Area - a ship collided with the Bay Bridge, resulting in a 58,000 gallon oil spill. The swim leg of the triathlon was canceled...

The number of amateur finishers has dropped consistently (2003 - 1175, 2004 - 977, 2005 - 737, 2006 - 653, 2007 - 496). Team In Training is also losing interest - five teams participated in 2006, but only two in 2007. In 2008 the Marin County Triathlon will compete for Bay Area triathletes' time and cash. The Treasure Island triathlon has been re-branded to use the "San Francisco" name but will that be enough?

Swim (canceled): Unable to recall the last time he was in a swim pool, yours truly was a little relieved by this development (if not the awful circumstances). It also took the pressure off having to beat past years' results. Work related travel was unrelenting for the prior 2-3 months leaving only (tired) weekends for training time. (If the swim had taken place, this would have been my tenth triathlon).

T1: In the excitement of running without a wetsuit I missed my transition spot and had to backtrack...noob...

Bike: Keith Manson flagged me down in the middle of the bike leg. He needed a carbon dioxide cartridge after being lucky enough to get two flats while going uphill. My left calf locked up when I remounted to continue the climb. Fun. :-) On the final lap my right calf took its turn. I was fortunate - the cramps were relatively short-lived in both cases.

Run: A caffeinated goo experiment seemed to pay dividends. I dosed myself three miles in and then caught and passed some guys who had overtaken me during the first half of the run.

My bib number was 209.

Results: overall, age group.

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PS One of the many reasons people raise money and compete for Team In Training; Maya, one of our team Honorees and greatest supporters.